"Ahh, it's a spider!"
He didn't believe his antennas, the ferocious human that had bravely petted the hairy monsters of Gourling of Tattian 5, that have more teeths than hair, was standing in a corner and pointing at a small black spot.
Looking again at the human to verify that it was the very same, yupp. Back to the black dot, must be immensely poisonous if the human reacted to it this way!
"Stay back, I will get the flamethrower!" "Noo, that will ruin the wall. Can't you just swat it with a bit of paper?" A creature that a human was afraid off, and he was supposed to just walk up to it and swat it. Not on his life! "Nope, I'm getting the flamethrower." And after a second of thought. "And a bucket of water!"
One fiery minute later!
"So what was that any way?" No corpse had been found, but the flames had liked the wall black. Nothing could have survived that!
"A spider!" A quick look at his translator told him that they could indeed be very poisonous.
"Good that we got it before it bit anyone. No one should have to die by something so terrible!"
"Die? Oh no, that one wasn't poisonous."
"So it's super strong or something?"
"Nope, you could have just swapped it with a piece of paper, as I told you. They are just icky!"
"Icky! We did all this for ICKY?"
"You did all this for icky, thanks by the way." He didn't believe this, destroying a perfectly good coat of paint cause the human had found a creature they found icky!
"But, but, you pet creatures with more teeth than brain cells. How can a tiny spider scare you?" The human crossed her arms and stared at him.
"They are just scary, okay! Look they creep up on you, and are just... icky!" The human shivered at the mentioning of the last word, as if remembering something terrible.
"Better check the rest of the room then, there may be more and I would prefer if we didn't have to burn the whole room down for some spiders." He looked under her bead and indeed, there were a couple piles of what the translator had showed him was spider eggs. "There are some here, let me just get them with the paper this time." No more burning down rooms.
When he touched them they burst open, and tiny six legged creatures rushed out of them. "AAHHH!" He instinctively retracted his hand, they were pouring out of every egg now and moving closer to him like a black wave of icky.
"AAAAHHHH!!" He quickly got on his feet.
"What is it?" Then the human noticed the black wave expanding form underneath her bed. "Fuck that!" The flamethrower was laying just outside the room.
She grabbed the screaming alien and pulled him out of the room, before equipping the flamethrower. Turning around to face the door of the room, they black wave was almost out now, it had spread across the walls and ceiling and the whole room seemed to be in motion.
"Oh no you don't, burn motherfuckers!" As flames shot from the mouth of the flamethrower, enveloping the room in fiery death. "AAAAHHHH!!!" She violently janked the flamethrower back and forth, as well as up and down. No spiders were getting past her today!
In the end, only a burnt out husk of a pitch black room remained.
They looked at each other, understanding burned in each set of eyes. "Let's just say it was a six foot tall man eating spider, easier to explain."
"Deal!"